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Posted on 24th Jul at 4:19 AM

i love the end of transformers prime though bc for YEEEEEARS starscream has been trying to lead the decepticons even though it wasn’t his job and he just came off as greedy and arrogant but this time like literally every major decepticon is either dead or switched sides except for him, shockwave and megatron and he’s actually cooperating really well with megatron and puts a fucking lot on the line to save his life but then megatron is like “yeah its over this shit is done i don’t care about the decepticons anymore tbh i did everything for me peace out” and starscream goes “ok so i know i’ve said this a lot but uh i think i’m legit the only one fit to lead the decepticons now i mean megatron just did the master of all dick moves and this is tbh the first time in my life i am actually supposed to be leading the decepticons like fairly and because i have to so i’m just gonna sit on this throne aight” and then the fucking predacons kill him like that. is the biggest fuck you i’ve ever seen in my life. that fuck you took 30+ years realtime wtf.

Posted on 24th Jul at 4:11 AM, with 2,072 notes
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Posted on 24th Jul at 3:58 AM, with 153,203 notes




Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.

And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.


Posted on 24th Jul at 3:24 AM

there’s a trending blog called “the priceless gallery” but i misread it as “the princess gallery” and got all hype for nothing

Posted on 24th Jul at 3:22 AM

i’m sick i’ll talk about whatever i want

Posted on 24th Jul at 3:07 AM

Anonymous said: wrenchers sexting though

u know that would be a totally one sided gig like

—texting mode—

numbers: Hey man.

wrench: hi

numbers: What’re you doing right now?

wrench: wondering what you want

numbers: Fuck you.

numbers: Actually, I was just sitting here thinking about what I want too.

wrench: aint that something

numbers: Yeah, yeah it is.

numbers: Listen, I’m bad at this shit so, whatever, I just like.

numbers: I mean, we’re both adults, right? Good, American adults. We pay our taxes, we wear suits, we go to sports games.

wrench: the fuck is a “sports game”? its just a “game”.

wrench: i made you watch football with me once and you spent the whole time telling me about how if everyone in the stadium donated the money they spent on tickets to like. cancer foundation or whatever that would make less kids die or some shit you hate sports.

numbers: My point is that I think we’re both mature enough to say what we want when we want it directly without, you know, sugarcoating anything.

numbers: And so, basically, I want you to send me a picture.

wrench: of what?

numbers: You know, like a, uh….like a *discreet* picture.

wrench: oh. ok yeah hang on.

wrench: *sends pic*

numbers: What the fuck is this supposed to be?

wrench: that is a picture of all the men implicated in the watergate scandal. very discreet info.

numbers: Ha ha. Very funny. I meant a discreet picture of you.

wrench: you’ve seen all my mugshots

numbers: Jesus H.

numbers: Dick pics, man, I mean like nudes or something.

wrench: “nudes”?? did you just call them “nudes”??? how old are you??

wrench: and why do you need those? you know what a dick looks like

numbers: Yeah, but I’m going crazy over here and I need some goddamn action, okay?

wrench: have you tried the internet? its got pussy too

numbers: You know what, fine. I don’t even care they got bigger dicks online anyway. And the great thing about them is that I don’t have to see the stupid fucking face attached to em either, I don’t need you.

wrench: what was that? i can’t hear you remember

wrench: insensitive

numbers: I’m deleting your number.

Posted on 24th Jul at 2:30 AM, with 177,778 notes




what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy


Posted on 24th Jul at 2:20 AM, with 2 notes

lesbian!wrenchers is crucial to improving the economy

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