evil and imaginary
jizz extraction instructions
grocery list
what this is all about
ship list who cares
don't talk shit about celestia ludenberg to me unless you lookin to get dropped
Posted on 28th Aug at 7:32 PM, with 1,492 notes



This barber got godly hands, this nigga got a line up from Zeus himself. The fucking horizon ain’t this straight.

Posted on 28th Aug at 7:31 PM, with 1 note

i would love to own an f1 savannah cat but i would also love to not be murdered in my sleep by an animal not intended to be domesticated

Posted on 28th Aug at 7:09 PM

what is it called when you are romantically attracted to everyone but cis girls but can make an exception here and there

Posted on 28th Aug at 6:25 PM, with 10,796 notes



ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

Posted on 28th Aug at 6:22 PM

fenris/morrigan is my Ultimate crackship

Posted on 28th Aug at 6:15 PM


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